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Joy to the world - tax season’s here.
I’ll soon be flush with cash!
Let every client be organized,
and give me all I need, and give me all I need,
and give me all I need to prepare their returns!
My 38th tax season has officially begun - the floodgates have been open!
And now for what will be a February 1st tradition here at THE NJ TAX PRACTICE BLOG (and THE WANDERING TAX PRO) - “The Twelve Days of Tax Season” -
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On the first day of tax season my client gave to me a Closing Statement for the purchase of a home.
I’ll soon be flush with cash!
Let every client be organized,
and give me all I need, and give me all I need,
and give me all I need to prepare their returns!
My 38th tax season has officially begun - the floodgates have been open!
And now for what will be a February 1st tradition here at THE NJ TAX PRACTICE BLOG (and THE WANDERING TAX PRO) - “The Twelve Days of Tax Season” -
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On the first day of tax season my client gave to me a Closing Statement for the purchase of a home.
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On the second day of tax season my client gave to me 2 W-2 forms.
On the second day of tax season my client gave to me 2 W-2 forms.
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On the third day of tax season my client gave to me 3 mortgage statements.
On the third day of tax season my client gave to me 3 mortgage statements.
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On the fourth day of tax season my client gave to me 4 Salvation Army receipts.
On the fourth day of tax season my client gave to me 4 Salvation Army receipts.
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On the fifth day of tax season my client gave to me 5 Form K-1s.
On the fifth day of tax season my client gave to me 5 Form K-1s.
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On the sixth day of tax season my client gave to me 6 1099s for dividends.
On the sixth day of tax season my client gave to me 6 1099s for dividends.
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On the seventh day of tax season my client gave to me 7 cancelled checks.
On the seventh day of tax season my client gave to me 7 cancelled checks.
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On the eighth day of tax season my client gave to me 8 useless items.
On the eighth day of tax season my client gave to me 8 useless items.
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On the ninth day of tax season my client gave to me 9 medical bills.
On the ninth day of tax season my client gave to me 9 medical bills.
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On the tenth day of tax season my client gave to me 10 stock sale confirms.
On the tenth day of tax season my client gave to me 10 stock sale confirms.
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On the eleventh day of tax season my client gave to me 11 employee business expenses.
On the eleventh day of tax season my client gave to me 11 employee business expenses.
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On the twelfth day of tax season my client got from me a finished tax return, 11 employee business expenses, 10 stock sale confirms, 9 medical bills, 8 useless items, 7 cancelled checks, 6 1099s for dividends, 5 Form K-1s, 4 Salvation Army receipts, 3 mortgage statements, 2 W-2 forms, and a Closing Statement for the purchase of a home.
On the twelfth day of tax season my client got from me a finished tax return, 11 employee business expenses, 10 stock sale confirms, 9 medical bills, 8 useless items, 7 cancelled checks, 6 1099s for dividends, 5 Form K-1s, 4 Salvation Army receipts, 3 mortgage statements, 2 W-2 forms, and a Closing Statement for the purchase of a home.
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And, of course, on the thirteenth day of tax season the client gave to me a corrected Consolidated 1099 from Wachovia Securities!
SO LONG, FAREWELL, AUF WIEDERSEHEN, GOOD NIGHT!
As is my custom, due to the demands of the filing season I will be taking my annual “tax season hiatus” from posting to THE WANDERING TAX PRO and the NJ TAX PRACTICE BLOG. Between now and April 15th I barely have time to relieve myself let alone blog!
“Talk” to you when it is all over!
And, of course, on the thirteenth day of tax season the client gave to me a corrected Consolidated 1099 from Wachovia Securities!
SO LONG, FAREWELL, AUF WIEDERSEHEN, GOOD NIGHT!
As is my custom, due to the demands of the filing season I will be taking my annual “tax season hiatus” from posting to THE WANDERING TAX PRO and the NJ TAX PRACTICE BLOG. Between now and April 15th I barely have time to relieve myself let alone blog!
“Talk” to you when it is all over!
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